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*AuLoNa*
09-18-2009, 03:22 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuHGaKoLnd8


Gjoks apo vithe? Nuk ka nevoje t’i perkasesh nje kombesie, nuk ka dallime moshe apo gjinie.

Te gjithe e kane preferencen e tyre. Ne intervistat e marre neper rruget e Tiranes, gjithesecili ka shprehur preferencen e tij, por ka nga ata qe nuk i shohin dot si te ndara. Profesori Edmond Tupe jep nje shpjegim me akademik per kete dileme.


E kam shume perzemer erotizmin e trupit te femres. Gjoksi i nenes eshte simboli amesise. Natyra nxorri ne pah vithet dhe gjoksin. Shikoni femrat qe mbulohen, shikoni te emancipuararat, kane filluar te duken gjokset dhe vithet”, shprehet Tupe. Ne fund te intervistes, profesori nuk arrin te vecoje. “I preferoj te dyja. Tjeter lezet kane vithet, tjeter gjoksi. Secilat jane bashkevepruese”.


pa he jepni mendimet tuaja, kush jane preferencat? :D


U shkriva me pergjigjen e atij qe tha, "mishi i njeriut eshte i mire"....hahhahahha:p

Ralph.T.Pika
09-18-2009, 03:28 PM
If the ass is in check, the rest follows suite, good tits dont ensure a good body.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ilwp3cT0HYs

Hehehehe!

Souliote
09-18-2009, 04:16 PM
It depends. While talking to a girl the breasts are always more interesting, but during the sex act; the ass becomes much more interesting.

Kleopatra23
09-29-2009, 12:18 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuHGaKoLnd8





pa he jepni mendimet tuaja, kush jane preferencat? :D


U shkriva me pergjigjen e atij qe tha, "mishi i njeriut eshte i mire"....hahhahahha:p

hahahaha meduket tha "mishi i njeriut eshte kryeveper" lol

ne pergjethsi femrat shqiptare kan gjoks sesa vithe, apo e kam gabim?

Astro Boy
09-29-2009, 06:04 PM
It depends. While talking to a girl the breasts are always more interesting, but during the sex act; the ass becomes much more interesting.
Huh? You sound like a virgin...

Souliote
09-29-2009, 06:09 PM
Huh? You sound like a virgin...What makes you think that?

ariadne
09-30-2009, 10:34 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuHGaKoLnd8





pa he jepni mendimet tuaja, kush jane preferencat? :D


U shkriva me pergjigjen e atij qe tha, "mishi i njeriut eshte i mire"....hahhahahha:p

I'm all for vithe! I find big breast to be tacky and not elegant at all.
I think the perfect female body should have: firm, small to medium size breasts, tiny waist and round hips and butt. And nice, long , slim legs.

ariadne
09-30-2009, 11:42 AM
OMG, me too. :D ya see pumpkin, we have something in common :o

Uhmm..yeah, that sounded lesbo of me..didn't mean it that way.

Drin335
09-30-2009, 12:14 PM
I prefer a girl with a nice personality.

:o

And a set of DD

Elle
09-30-2009, 03:53 PM
I don't know if I've said it before, but I like Drin335. :o

As far as the topic is concerned, I vote "ass". :D

Drin335
09-30-2009, 03:54 PM
I don't know if I've said it before, but I like Drin335. :o



The internet does wonders for my personality. In real life I'm quite the bore. Not to mention I have a huge head. :o

Elle
09-30-2009, 03:55 PM
Why are you trying to put me off? :(

Drin335
09-30-2009, 03:57 PM
Why are you trying to put me off? :(

I'm just being realistic lol.

:p

westi
09-30-2009, 04:26 PM
57 million veiws, i think its the back end of those girlies that got the votes from the public

Mami got an azz like a donkey, with a monkey,
look like King Kong :D hahaha i laughed out loud


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2tMV96xULk

illyrian_king
09-30-2009, 06:18 PM
obviously ass, I cant slap the tits can I?

scutari82
10-16-2009, 08:25 PM
I want both

Zemra T.
10-16-2009, 08:29 PM
I admire a nice bottom :o (on a girl not guy)

scutari82
10-16-2009, 08:38 PM
I admire a nice bottom :o (on a girl not guy)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NF9QI18-Bpo#

SpTirons
10-17-2009, 12:34 PM
im an ass man. if you dont have big tits np with me....but you deff need to have ass!

ILIRI I MADH
10-18-2009, 02:32 AM
ass tities flat belly hot legs hot face, most of all face, nice eyes, teeth, lips, hair, everything, personality, smart and sexy at the same time...sorry im high maintnance...

Lezeti
10-18-2009, 03:57 AM
I'm all for vithe! I find big breast to be tacky and not elegant at all.
I think the perfect female body should have: firm, small to medium size breasts, tiny waist and round hips and butt. And nice, long , slim legs.

I agree, but not about the tiny waist and slim legs, though. A tiny waist creates the illusion of wider hips, which is "false advertising." Slim, hourglass figure is nice, but not too skinny. The legs should, at least, be a little tone, with some definition.

There's a reason why men seem to be shallow, going after nice breasts, buttocks, and legs, but it's not for selfish reasons. :)

We men are genetically predisposed to screen women for such attributes for the optimal health of our offspring, but it is registered as "sexiness," which leads to arousal, which, in turn, leads to procreation. Get it? ;)

*Breasts: Nourishment (and maybe pillows for baby? :D)
*Wide hips: Optimal Growth/Maturity
Strong, tone legs: To support the extra weight of another human being.
Buttocks: Muscles used for running (after quick toddlers)

*These get bigger after a woman gets knocked up; during screening, bigger doesn't mean better.

I'll look for tone buttocks, thighs, and calves before chest and hips. :cool:

[edit]

I almost forgot...

Youth: Fertility
Pushing stroller / Holding baby: "Proof" of Fertility (something WOMEN fall for)

Kleopatra23
10-18-2009, 11:41 AM
I'm all for vithe! I find big breast to be tacky and not elegant at all.
I think the perfect female body should have: firm, small to medium size breasts, tiny waist and round hips and butt. And nice, long , slim legs.

big breast can be as tacky as a big ass, if you were to consider them tacky in the first place...medium is the perfect proportion, however if you were to ask me between a girl that has small breasts and one with big ones, and both have small waist...the one with big breast would look more feminine :p

ariadne
10-18-2009, 11:49 AM
big breast can be as tacky as a big ass, if you were to consider them tacky in the first place...medium is the perfect proportion, however if you were to ask me between a girl that has small breasts and one with big ones, and both have small waist...the one with big breast would look more feminine :p

Big tits make me think of cows.I can never see them as feminine.

scutari82
10-18-2009, 11:52 AM
big breast can be as tacky as a big ass, if you were to consider them tacky in the first place...medium is the perfect proportion, however if you were to ask me between a girl that has small breasts and one with big ones, and both have small waist...the one with big breast would look more feminine :p
big tits look good under the shirt once thirt is of ( or the braw) they hang like old bags

Kleopatra23
10-18-2009, 11:52 AM
Big tits make me think of cows.I can never see them as feminine.

yeah but have you seen those girls who have so small breasts, that it makes you think they are like man lol...i don't know, i think girls who are flat chested or have small breast, look like they have no shape and resemble like a 13 year old boys body

Kleopatra23
10-18-2009, 12:02 PM
big tits look good under the shirt once thirt is of ( or the braw) they hang like old bags

like old bags? you mean old hags? nahh i think that comes with age lol, besides it is common sense if they are heavier they will not stay up like individuals that have implents, or the ones who are small breasted

scutari82
10-18-2009, 12:11 PM
like old bags? you mean old hags? nahh i think that comes with age lol, besides it is common sense if they are heavier they will not stay up like individuals that have implents, or the ones who are small breasted
i think is on personal preferences , but to me a b32 is the right size

ariadne
10-18-2009, 01:00 PM
yeah but have you seen those girls who have so small breasts, that it makes you think they are like man lol...i don't know, i think girls who are flat chested or have small breast, look like they have no shape and resemble like a 13 year old boys body

Nooo, i don't mean girls without boobs, those are lame as well!! I'm just talking about you know, regular sizes.

renaton1
10-18-2009, 01:02 PM
big breast can be as tacky as a big ass, if you were to consider them tacky in the first place...medium is the perfect proportion, however if you were to ask me between a girl that has small breasts and one with big ones, and both have small waist...the one with big breast would look more feminine :p
You know your big breasts are only temporary, right?

renaton1
10-18-2009, 01:06 PM
*Breasts: Nourishment (and maybe pillows for baby? :D)
*Wide hips: Optimal Growth/Maturity
Strong, tone legs: To support the extra weight of another human being.
Buttocks: Muscles used for running (after quick toddlers)
You got this All figured out huh?
How does that work out in the field?

"I like your nourishment's" rofl "good for optimal growth"

ariadne
10-18-2009, 01:08 PM
You got this All figured out huh?
How does that work out in the field?

"I like your nourishment's" rofl "good for optimal growth"

"I like big "muscles-used for running" and I cannot lie.."

Just Me
10-18-2009, 01:11 PM
You got this All figured out huh?
How does that work out in the field?

"I like your nourishment's" rofl "good for optimal growth"


lol yep reminds me of that God awful pick-up line I got from that old dude.....I believe he called them "birthin' hips" :rolleyes: Guess he had spent too many days in the cow fields

Kleopatra23
10-18-2009, 03:25 PM
Nooo, i don't mean girls without boobs, those are lame as well!! I'm just talking about you know, regular sizes.

i agree average size is perfect :)

You know your big breasts are only temporary, right

lmao, what?

iforti
10-18-2009, 10:49 PM
I say # 1 is ASS and then 'tits'

SpTirons
10-19-2009, 12:18 PM
ass tities flat belly hot legs hot face, most of all face, nice eyes, teeth, lips, hair, everything, personality, smart and sexy at the same time...sorry im high maintnance...

Kerkoke shum nga jeta zotni :P

renaton1
10-19-2009, 04:19 PM
i agree average size is perfect :)



lmao, what?
Bad joke

What other changes can I expect?

Starting at around 8 weeks, your breasts also begin to get bigger, and they'll continue to grow throughout your pregnancy. It's common to go up a cup size or two, especially if it's your first baby. Your breasts may feel itchy as the skin stretches, and you may even develop stretch marks on them.

You may be able to see veins under the skin of your breasts, and you may find that your nipples are getting bigger and darker. After the first few months, your areolas — the pigmented circles around your nipples — will also be bigger and darker.

You may not have noticed the little bumps on your areolas before. But now these bumps, which are a type of oil-producing gland called Montgomery's tubercles, may become much more pronounced. Your breasts go through these changes in preparation for nursing your baby.

Around your third month of pregnancy, your breasts start producing colostrum (http://www.babycenter.com/404_whats-colostrum_8896.bc), the special milk your baby will get when he first starts nursing. During the last few months of pregnancy, you may begin to leak a small amount of this thick yellowish substance, although some women start to leak earlier and some never leak at all.
If you read the end in a perverted way, it sounds pretty good Lol