Hate Your Job?????????

[Ke Me Pa]

When you have a 'I Hate My Job' day,even if retired you have those sometimes try this:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand.
Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.
Now the fun part begins.
Take out the literature from the box andread it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:

'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personallytested and then sanitized.'


Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,'I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.'
HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE ISALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE BUTT THAN YOURS!

[ALb0G0dZ5]

this is funny and sad at the same time. that some serious anal penetration going on in that factory hahah

[alboboy10]

lmaoooooo wowowowow

[GotGTO]

i love my job

[ALb0G0dZ5]

i love my job

agree to that, im basicaly on the comp. all day long who else can do that, i barley have anything to do most of the time im on here or other websites, pretty much a chill job :)

[alboboy10]

agree to that, im basicaly on the comp. all day long who else can do that, i barley have anything to do most of the time im on here or other websites, pretty much a chill job :)

thats me and gto right there..except we're in the same exact office and we get to crack jokes all the time

[Erudite]

This was a pretty funny joke. lol. Im going to tell that Joke to someone who is having a bad day at work.

[scutari82]

that's fvcking funy kmp