crazyqika
01-07-2008, 01:50 PM
I got this from MSN Entertainment. :D
"I used to act dumb. It was an act. I am 26 years old, and that act is no longer cute." — Paris Hilton
"Could you double check the envelope?" — Martin Scorsese, winner of the best director Oscar for "The Departed"
"He wounded millions of women by saying that I was fat, you know?" — Rosie O'Donnell, on her war of words with Donald Trump
"I hate to be the one who told you this, but I told you so: I'm the father!" — Larry Birkhead, saying DNA results showed he is the father of Anna Nicole Smith's infant daughter.
"Finishing it was very, very emotional. It was a combination of relief and sadness really." — J.K. Rowling, on completing the final edition of her "Harry Potter" boy wizard series.
"It was a sobering experience. It was humbling. It made me look at myself, and all of the people, places and things in my life in a different way. I was in there for substance abuse, after all." — Lindsay Lohan
"I'm a good person, but I said a bad thing. But these young women deserve to know it was not said with malice." — Don Imus, on his racial slur against the Rutgers women's basketball team
"I'm sorry, as everyone who knows me is aware, for losing my temper with my child." — Alec Baldwin, caught yelling at his daughter on a leaked voicemail message
"With the support of my family and friends, I have begun counseling. I regard this as a necessary step toward understanding why I did what I did and making sure it never happens again." — Isaiah Washington, on undergoing treatment after his use of an anti-gay slur against a "Grey's Anatomy" cast mate
"Please, please, please, just give the dog back." — Ellen DeGeneres, after a pet rescue agency took back the adopted terrier she had given away to her hairdresser's family
"Someone needs to teach you some class, my friend." — Faith Hill, berating a female fan from the stage at a concert in Louisiana. The woman had grabbed Hill's husband, Tim McGraw, in the crotch area at the close of his set
"It was a little sexist. It paints the women as shrews, as humorless and uptight, and it paints the men as lovable, goofy, fun-loving guys." — Katherine Heigl, on last summer's smash comedy "Knocked Up"
"Every neighborhood has the guy who you don't see, so you gossip about him. You see those stories about him, there's the myth that he did this or he did that. People are crazy!" — Michael Jackson, on his reputation as a freak
"My biggest inspiration and biggest competition is Justin Timberlake. ... We push each other. I look at me and Justin like Prince and Michael Jackson in their day." — Kanye West
CrazyQika: "I hate his guts!" ^^^
"Recently, I was sent to a very humbling place called rehab. I truly hit rock bottom. Till this day I don't think that it was alcohol or depression. I was like a bad kid running around with ADD." — Britney Spears
"My wife has been in California for about three weeks. ... Holy smokes. Wow, you just knocked the bottom out of me." — Hulk Hogan, after learning that his wife had filed for divorce
"I felt very remorseful for having thrown the phone at someone that didn't deserve it. I have a deep sense of shame for the things I've done." — Naomi Campbell
"I thought that I was cool enough in the black world to be able to use that word as a brother to a brother. I'm not." — Duane "Dog" Chapman, star of "Dog the Bounty Hunter," apologizing for using the N-word conversationally
"I don't just love him, I like him. We are an oddly good match." — Pamela Anderson, on her new husband, Rick Salomon.
"When I first heard about it I spent about a half-hour going around my house crying." — Oprah Winfrey, on learning of allegations that a dorm matron at her South African academy for disadvantaged girls had abused students
"The first words out of her mouth when she saw us all leaning over her were, 'Oh, crap.'" — Tom Bergeron, on Marie Osmond's fainting spell on "Dancing With the Stars"
"After nearly 15 minutes of soul-searching, I have heard the call." — Stephen Colbert, announcing his candidacy for president
"It's sad that the whole world had to watch her make mistakes that all of us have made at one time or another." — Britney Spears' mother, Lynne
"We're not done. They say, 'Any plans for a fifth?' And I say, 'And a sixth, and a seventh, and an eighth, and a ninth.' That's my answer." — Brad Pitt, on his growing family with Angelina Jolie.
"I used to act dumb. It was an act. I am 26 years old, and that act is no longer cute." — Paris Hilton
"Could you double check the envelope?" — Martin Scorsese, winner of the best director Oscar for "The Departed"
"He wounded millions of women by saying that I was fat, you know?" — Rosie O'Donnell, on her war of words with Donald Trump
"I hate to be the one who told you this, but I told you so: I'm the father!" — Larry Birkhead, saying DNA results showed he is the father of Anna Nicole Smith's infant daughter.
"Finishing it was very, very emotional. It was a combination of relief and sadness really." — J.K. Rowling, on completing the final edition of her "Harry Potter" boy wizard series.
"It was a sobering experience. It was humbling. It made me look at myself, and all of the people, places and things in my life in a different way. I was in there for substance abuse, after all." — Lindsay Lohan
"I'm a good person, but I said a bad thing. But these young women deserve to know it was not said with malice." — Don Imus, on his racial slur against the Rutgers women's basketball team
"I'm sorry, as everyone who knows me is aware, for losing my temper with my child." — Alec Baldwin, caught yelling at his daughter on a leaked voicemail message
"With the support of my family and friends, I have begun counseling. I regard this as a necessary step toward understanding why I did what I did and making sure it never happens again." — Isaiah Washington, on undergoing treatment after his use of an anti-gay slur against a "Grey's Anatomy" cast mate
"Please, please, please, just give the dog back." — Ellen DeGeneres, after a pet rescue agency took back the adopted terrier she had given away to her hairdresser's family
"Someone needs to teach you some class, my friend." — Faith Hill, berating a female fan from the stage at a concert in Louisiana. The woman had grabbed Hill's husband, Tim McGraw, in the crotch area at the close of his set
"It was a little sexist. It paints the women as shrews, as humorless and uptight, and it paints the men as lovable, goofy, fun-loving guys." — Katherine Heigl, on last summer's smash comedy "Knocked Up"
"Every neighborhood has the guy who you don't see, so you gossip about him. You see those stories about him, there's the myth that he did this or he did that. People are crazy!" — Michael Jackson, on his reputation as a freak
"My biggest inspiration and biggest competition is Justin Timberlake. ... We push each other. I look at me and Justin like Prince and Michael Jackson in their day." — Kanye West
CrazyQika: "I hate his guts!" ^^^
"Recently, I was sent to a very humbling place called rehab. I truly hit rock bottom. Till this day I don't think that it was alcohol or depression. I was like a bad kid running around with ADD." — Britney Spears
"My wife has been in California for about three weeks. ... Holy smokes. Wow, you just knocked the bottom out of me." — Hulk Hogan, after learning that his wife had filed for divorce
"I felt very remorseful for having thrown the phone at someone that didn't deserve it. I have a deep sense of shame for the things I've done." — Naomi Campbell
"I thought that I was cool enough in the black world to be able to use that word as a brother to a brother. I'm not." — Duane "Dog" Chapman, star of "Dog the Bounty Hunter," apologizing for using the N-word conversationally
"I don't just love him, I like him. We are an oddly good match." — Pamela Anderson, on her new husband, Rick Salomon.
"When I first heard about it I spent about a half-hour going around my house crying." — Oprah Winfrey, on learning of allegations that a dorm matron at her South African academy for disadvantaged girls had abused students
"The first words out of her mouth when she saw us all leaning over her were, 'Oh, crap.'" — Tom Bergeron, on Marie Osmond's fainting spell on "Dancing With the Stars"
"After nearly 15 minutes of soul-searching, I have heard the call." — Stephen Colbert, announcing his candidacy for president
"It's sad that the whole world had to watch her make mistakes that all of us have made at one time or another." — Britney Spears' mother, Lynne
"We're not done. They say, 'Any plans for a fifth?' And I say, 'And a sixth, and a seventh, and an eighth, and a ninth.' That's my answer." — Brad Pitt, on his growing family with Angelina Jolie.